All righteth ye all boys the fans screameth

Translation: Phil the Gardener:All righteth ye all boys the fans screameth.We gotteth the usual 3 weeketh to runneth for the Wild Card.The Cards and Brewerth lieth not down.They fighteth to the endeth and Uncle Albert terrorrizeth the pitcherswhilst Prince Fielder smiteth the ball.We playeth the weak teams now,time to kicketh ass whilest our Audemars Piguet 25911bc/oo/d002cr/01 watch enemies get smoteth by the Mets and Phills.Go Stros!Like my Mama sez, times change, but men are men are men….

Now I know I'm not exactly no rocket scientist, but best I understand, a black hole is just a mass of infinite suckage and I just can't think of any other word to describe the pitching today.Wandy sucked gave up FIVE walks, 5 hits and 3 ER over 3.2 IP.I didn't see what the pitches looked like, but I would bet there were a whole lot that were Audemars Piguet 25987or.oo.d088cr.02 watch high and outside, which is what happens when he can't locate (and, by the way, he can kick Brad Ausmus for letting 2 of his runs score because of a screwed up pickoff move.Mr.Gold Glove Intangible better get his stuff together Wandy needs all the help he can get…) His ERA is now 5.19.Brad Lidge gave up 2 hits, 2 walks and 3 ER in 1 inning.

I am hoping he gave up the hits on some pitch he's “working” on and is gonna give up before Opening Day, but I'm feeling REAL nervous about it.He doesn't seem to have Steve Blass disease, and he hasn't lost velocity, and he INSISTS he is Audemars Piguet 25987bc.oo.d002cr.01 watch healthy and nothing hurts, so I got exactly zero idea what is going on.You don't wanna KNOW his ERA…Nieve sucked today too 6 hits, no walks, 3 ER in 3 IP.I keep hearing stuff about maybe him closing, but not from anything I've ever seen from him and not from ST this year neither.